Dis-count

#manifestomonday
Would have been yesterday.

Time for some official figures you need to have.

Devide the current number of hairs on your head by the sum of digits of your date of birth.
Multiply the minutes you slept last night by your working hours.
Take the result and add it to the last six digits of your account number.
Measure the length of your right index finger and multiply it by the number of appointments you have in your pocket diary.
Devide your social security number by the age of your firstborn child. But you mustn't devide by zero! Haven't you learnt anything at school?!
In case you don't have a child, simply devide the money your earn in halves. In case you don't earn any money,
Take your postal code and flip it backwards to get the approximate number of wrinkles you'll have on your forehead on the day you die.

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